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Lunch at Bistro Eleve

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Lunch at Bistro Eleve

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Once upon a time, in a faraway land...

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a young woman by the name of BadGalMango lived in magical, dusty af Seoul.

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BadGalMango was always, well, in search of the Next Big Thing (NBT from now on).

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So busy, in fact, that she really didn't have time to deal with you or your bullshit. Ever

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#boibyEEEE.

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One fine day, BadGalMango was looking for the NBT (as she was always wont to)...

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when her spidey senses for the NBT led her down a nondescript alley in Yeonnam-dong.

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Ambling around and around and around, BadGalMango was losing all hope when....WHEN!!!!!!!!

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she chanced upon a most delightful and mysterious white building.

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"Eleve?" she wondered. "What could they be learning here? I MUST FIND OUT AT ONCE."

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But first, ~*vibes.*~

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Stepping into Eleve, BadGalMango was met with a most welcome sight: MOAR INSTA VIBES YAS.

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She sat down eagerly when her eyes were arrested by something...else.

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Whoaaaaaa.

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Like... WHOAAAAAAAAA.

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Ummm. WHO DAT????????????!!?!?!?!??

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Why, none other than the most delicious, most FIYAHH chef himself, Austin Kang. #musclepop

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Working alongside his equally delicious, FIYAHH sous chef (will go back to catch his name)

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Yes, chef, yeeeSSSSSSS. You tend to that mushroom lovingly ❤️❤️

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Babe-watching-without-subscribing-to-the-patriarchy had its limits for BadGalMango, though

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WHERE.IS.MY.FOOD.GIVE.ME.MY.FOOD. *edit: BadGalMango is, if anything, short on patience.

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First to arrive was Eleve's kimchi dip - kimchi + cream cheese w/ veggie stalks.

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MmmMMMM get that #foodporn shot.

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MmmmMM ok, ok. Yes. I get it. Enough of your basic spinach and onion dip. #allthepraise

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Next to plonk itself down in front of famished BadGalMango was the duck ragu DUCK RAGUUUU.

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PASTA TWIIIIRLLLLL. *But joking aside, look at those glistening noodles coated in sauce.*

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MMMMM HMMM. Double, triple, quadruple, ALL THE THUMBS UP for this duck ragu YAAASS.

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And for the grand finale....MOAR DUCK MUCH DUCK - duck breast with a side of deliciousness

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Get all those goodies (silky mashed potatoes + mushrooms) on there and IN MAH BELLY.

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Ahem. #nowords. Is BadGalMango's constant, emphatic headbanging enough to convince you?

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The delectable and successful meal over, BadGalMango shimmied over to the bar.

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But then she remembered that she was a strong, independent woman who didn't need no man.

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The End.

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Epilogue: It's been said that since BadGalMango's visit, business at Eleve has been boomin

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BadGalMango Magic strikes again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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